While trying to download the movie ‘Ray’ through questionable means it came to me. The trick for making a movie thats impossible to bootleg is to name it something that would yield too many results. I’ll be witting a screenplay called ‘Torrent’ in the fall.
No longer will arguments about the best sex rage across the globe. Simply look through the below list, add up your total, and either boast or be ashamed. I feel its quite self explanatory, leave a comment if you want further clarification.
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The music is blasting, drunk girls are dancing, and your buddy turns to you and says ‘Hey dude, want some shots? Or some weed?’. Your buddy is a dick so you only get one or the other. What do you choose? Lets explore the differences. We will decide once and for all which drug is superior.
Legality - Alcohol can legally be obtained from at least 3 out of 4 stores on any given intersection. While marijuana is quite easily obtained, the risks are greater when purchasing/transporting it. Clearly this is one point for alcohol.
Sometimes theres a certain..uhm..video that you want to download and watch over and over again. For me, its videos like in the thumbnail. Its like seeing strippers before they were strippers. Anyway, heres how you do it:
First, get Firefox. You should really already have that, it kills Internet Explorer in every way.
Sometimes shit pisses me off enough so that I can then parlay them into entire entries. See the Trucks Hatelist. However, more often than not, my hatred and general dislike for things has no reason or logic behind it. Below is the first of what I’m sure will be many volumes of non-categorical shit that pisses me off.
Being from the United States is lame. Foreigners hate us, we have horrible sounding flat accents. I’m not sure if its my lifelong admiration of James Bond, or my love of Gin, but I’ve always longed to be British.
Ever since I was a kid I’ve hated trucks. I would change the channel when a monster truck rally commercial would come on. I threw away my truck toy cars. Now that I drive my hate for trucks has gotten oh so much deeper.
5. Trucks hurt the environment.
